flipocrite:

ruby-white-rabbit:

chibisquirt:

memewhore:

#i’m losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it’s brown

Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that’s it EXACTLY 😂

Even in slow mo it’s a blur

langernameohnebedeutung:

this is so funny. ducklings from wish.

thegreatgherkin87:

elenazamos:

Obsessed with this kitchen renovation where they found a 300 year old well under their kitchen and instead of filling it all in they made it a feature, like it’s SO cool this well was so important and then forgotten and now being celebrated as part of the history of this house I love it

Now I’m just think of someone going to the kitchen for a snack at night, walking over that glass and seeing something sitting at the bottom waving

astraldemise:

i am so violently sick of advertising. its everywhere it creeps into every inch of reality that it physically can theres no escape from how invasive it is. cant even rickroll people anymore because theyll just get a 30 second advert for car insurance

fenrir-kin:

catchymemes:

Oh my god… the cat can’t move because they have a human on

tyaz:

I be like “lord” “god” “jesus christ” and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

tageule:

costis:

Here he is with the lemon btw

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis…like this bitch is scared just in general

hyrude:

kirkspocker:

jordisstigander:

volcanokids:

vampireapologist:

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

via @elytrians

footsteps-on-the-dance-floor:

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it’s the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it’s actually true

bypolarxpress-deactivated202303:

i won’t tell anyone i won the lottery, but there will be signs

livebloggingmydescentintomadness: